You
are bidding on the right to
influence legislation and policies of the United States of America, by
obtaining a Timeshare in the ownership of a current member of the
US House of Representatives, representing
the 666th District of the state of Arizona.
Upon payment of your winning bid
you will receive all rights and privileges that come with the
Timeshare ownership of a US
Representative in the newly gerrymandered 666th
district. You can receive private meetings,
phone calls, Instant Messages, meals, vacations, consultations
and Roman Baths at mutually agreed upon times and locations.
Also included is this
congressman's vote on the floor of the U.S. Congress as directed by you
on up to five (5) matters
of your choice, two (2) bills drafted and up to ten (10) provisions or
amendments that are favorable to matters of your concern,
where it does not conflict with a preexisting Timeshare
co-owner’s direction (Acts of Congress are not included, and
are additional one-time only fees). Additionally, you will receive
unlimited lobbying of other members of the
Legislative and Executive branches of the US Government on your behalf,
during the remaining 46.7 %
of the member’s current term of
office.
If you
are a member of a
Religious Organization, Lobbying group, an executive of a Publicly
Traded corporation, or are staff of a corporate Office of Government
Relations, don’t forget to ask about our Special
Partner’s Plan where you can receive discounts on
speaking fees, fact finding junkets and specials from the
Congressman's Ford Dealership.
Note: If you are seeking to
invest or speculate on members or parties in the Congressional
Commodities Stock Market (aka
K Street)
and have accidentally found this item, please contact your stock
broker, lobbyist, or the senior pastor of your church; Legislative
Futures are not traded directly with the public.
Disclaimer: We are not
responsible for any public or private disclosure of the business
relationship between you and your Member. We are not liable for any
damages resulting from investigation, litigation, and/or penalties into
the relationship or any actions stemming from it. This agreement is not
transferable should the Member be unable to complete his/her term of
office due to impeachment, resignation, imprisonment, illness, or
death. No warranties are assigned or inferred.
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